At our dental office, we like to have a good laugh with our patients every once in awhile. Here are some of our favorite classic jokes about dentists. Enjoy!
Q: What was the Toronto dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal.
Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque.
Q: What do you call a dentist’s advice?
A: His flossophy
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Q: What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
A: A black hole.
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get a new crown!
Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty.
Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: “You have a hole in one.”
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Next time you visit our office in Charlotte, North Carolina, you can share one of these jokes with Dr. Derek C. Barnes and the team. We’ll have so much fun! Just give us a call at 704-849-6700 to make an appointment.